The Gods of Walks

• Kevin Youkilis: The Greek/Jewish God of Walks
• Bobby Abreu: The Venezuelan God of Walks
• Chris Snelling: The Australian God of Walks
• Justin Morneau: The Canadian God of Walks
• Johnny Damon: The Vietnamese God of Walks
• David Ortiz: The Dominican God of Walks
• Shane Victorino: The Hawaiian God of Walks
• Barry Bonds: The Balcoan God of Walks
• Richie Sexson: The 6'7" God of Walks
• Jeff Fancouer: The Mere Mortal of Walks